Monsters and Imbeciles

Little Kremlin-on-the-Potomac

The new GOP Mascot?

A four-page memo drafted by Devin Nunes (the House Intelligence Committee Chairman) alleges misconduct related to the FBI’s investigation of Comrade Trump’s 2016 Goat Rodeo campaign, you know, for possible collusion with Russia — but Nunes won’t share his memo with the Department of Justice, the FBI, or the Senate Intelligence Committee.

And like clockwork, this super-duper secret memo has become the basis of rumors and innuendo that proves that the FBI et al, are out to get Preznint Comrade. As we know, Conservativism cannot fail, it only can be brought down by cabals of conspirators working around the clock.

Even Squiggy, says they should release the memo!

And we were even treated to this astonishing suggestion, because the FBI is so clearly, um, seditionists or something:

But Nunes won’t share the memo with anyone other than House Republicans, not even Republicans on the Senate Intelligence Committee.

So what can we discern? It is clear is that Nunes is not eager to release it to anyone who has access to the same underlying intelligence (Senate Intel, FBI) and could thereby independently evaluate its claims. And so we rate this whole situation as just more GOP conspiracy BS from the party of monsters and imbeciles.

UPDATE 1: I forgot to include the Secret Society smoking gun:

Rule #1 in secret societies: you don’t call them that. What a buncha moroons, as Bugs would say.

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2 Responses to Monsters and Imbeciles

  1. Ralph Wiggam says:

    Remember when Sen. McCarthy waved a piece of paper in the air and claimed he had a list of 200
    Commies in the State Dept? Yeah, we’ve seen this movie before. We know how it ends. McCarthy died drunk.

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  2. Ten Bears says:

    Rule #1 in secret societies: you don’t call them that. Because if you do your lodge brothers (and sisters) will drip rattlesnake venom in your eyes while simultaneously ripping out both your tongue and scrotum (provided of course…). In dark, damp – dank! – catacombs deep within the bowels …

    Wait a minute …

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