News That Will Drive You To Drink

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With so much calamity and despair in the news today, I thought we could take a moment and consider the Bible. Coach Dave, will you give us some thoughts on it?

A SISSY BIBLE?!

Not the Bible God wrote hisself in English for King James.

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. “You trying to tell me God has written the King James version and you don’t understand it?”

    No, sir, I’m not saying that at all.

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  2. Karla says:

    LOLOLOL
    Stop, coach Dave. You’re killing me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    How dare anyone make this 17th gobbledegook more intelligible, and more true to the original text?

    Ya know, I bet Coach would have a hard time reading Shakespeare, and turn to some sort of modern vernacular notes.

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    • tengrain says:

      “Shakespeare? Sounds furrin to me! I only read english.”

      Rgds,

      TG

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    • Feline Mama says:

      Hell, he couldn’t understand John Lennon.

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    • Feline Mama says:

      I’m usually pretty good at understanding pig latin & Palin Word Salad, BUT, I have NO clue what this person’s sayin. Is this what is called “speaking in tongues’? I couldn’t watch/listen to the whole thing, so maybe I missed sumin’.

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  4. Feline Mama says:

    “Jesus the savior of the world?” He’ll get back to you on this. Super Bowl coming up. More important right now.

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