That Takes Some Brass

Remember that time Ted Cruz recited Green Eggs and Ham to the country?

“I have consistently opposed shutdowns. In 2013 I said we shouldn’t shut the government down. I went to the floor asking unanimous consent to reopen the government.” –Ayatollah Ted

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4 Responses to That Takes Some Brass

  1. Steve-O says:

    I thought he wanted to the shut down on television for all to see. Funny how we remember things differently, and still no one likes you, Ted.


  2. Bruce388 says:

    You can’t have a memory and be a Gooper. Proven fact.

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  3. The actual only grown-ass human being I’ve ever heard of who got “Green Eggs and Ham”, a book aimed at 3-year olds all about the importance of keeping an open mind on new things, fractally wrong.


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