Official Statement From the White House

Kneepads. You need kneepads, Elmira.


Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders took to Twitter to release the official statement from the White House when the gubmint shut down last night:

This is probably the last we will hear from EGHS for a while as she is the very definition of non-essential personnel.

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16 Responses to Official Statement From the White House

  1. Jim H. says:

    I reported her previous Tweet to Twitter for targeted harassment.

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  2. Buttemilk Sky says:

    I’m so grateful for that lectern.

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  3. Feline Mama says:

    Speaking of “non-essential personnel” I could add MANY more to that list.

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  4. Pupienus Maximus says:

    Andy Borowitz: Sarah Huckabee Sanders offers to lie for free during shutdown.

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  5. Steve-O says:

    She will forever look like the prude Sunday School teacher who was miserable and wanted everyone else to be miserable too.

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  6. laura says:

    Sweet Sally O’Mally, those knees. When she’s not at the lecturn, what the hell’s she doing…..I mean, she can’t be, right?
    Would it be wrong to speculate?
    Asking for a friend.

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  7. Bruce388 says:

    I’ve seen better looking knees on 70+ year old guys who’ve had replacement surgeries.

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  8. HarpoSnarx says:

    Gawd Almighty, the only set of knees that has cankles.

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  9. Redhand says:

    Those knees! My eyes, my eyes! I can never un-see this.

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  10. Marco says:

    Ugly lies begat ugliness.

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  11. donnah says:

    Whenever I see pics posted of SHS, I immediately think, aw, they chose the worst photo of her that they had! but then I realize that you can’t take a flattering picture of someone so mean and hateful. Ugly just shows through.

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  12. paul fredine says:

    anybody notice her knees look like they’re screaming at one another?

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