News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Let’s listen in as Prosperity Gospel Grifter Kenneth Copeland takes possession of his newest jet, in the name of JEEBUS:

You know, I think $36M Ameros could be better used than giving it to another Elmer Gantry wannabe. Imagine how that same money could build a homeless shelter or stock a food bank, or buy healthcare for the kids in your city, but instead it’s gonna be used to fly this grifter around city-to-city so he can bother Gawd in every zip code in Possum Hollar to save the heathens from themselves.

Praise Jeebus, and charitable tax deductions.

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8 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. laura says:

    Skeezy Grampa Marjoe has a well established distain for the rubes and commercial air travel.

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  2. purplehead says:

    Oh, while we’re at it, an old favorite of mine.

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  3. purplehead says:

    oh, hell, why not?

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  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

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  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Lotta Stockholm syndrome among the flock.

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  6. Quaker in a basement says:

    May his onboard lavatory suffer persistent blockages.

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  7. Steve-O says:

    You know, the way he said “you bought it” with the little chuckle has to prove he knew he had the rubes right where he wants them.
    In his wallet.

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    • tengrain says:

      Steve-O, yeah that was the moment I knew that this was the article for Happy Hour. That chuckle, followed by the thundering JAY-SUS, anyway.

      It’s all a grift, he knows it. And now he has another jet, but I suspect it won’t be his last. He’ll be hitting the rubes for more Ameros; after all the ineffable will of Gawd is limitless. If ye don’t keep asking, ye won’t keep receiving. So to speak.

      Rgds,

      TG

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