Happy Hour News Briefs
Let’s listen in as
Prosperity Gospel Grifter Kenneth Copeland takes possession of his newest jet, in the name of JEEBUS:
You know, I think $36M Ameros could be better used than giving it to another Elmer Gantry wannabe. Imagine how that same money could build a homeless shelter or stock a food bank, or buy healthcare for the kids in your city, but instead it’s gonna be used to fly this grifter around city-to-city so he can bother Gawd in every zip code in Possum Hollar to save the heathens from themselves.
Praise Jeebus, and charitable tax deductions.