Constituent Relations From The Office Of Beaker, er, Tom Cotton

Deep Thoughts From Tom Cotton

This is fun:

“Ozark Indivisible, the activist group that has been pressing members of Congress from Arkansas on health care, immigration and other issues, reported on its Twitter account last night that people calling Sen. Tom Cotton’s office had received cease-and-desist letters…”

As we all know, Q-Tip, er Beaker, er, Senator Cotton is a decorated ex-serviceman (Iraq and Afghanistan), a well-known hawk and neo-con, and a man who ain’t scared of no ghost!

But apparently he is a-feared of his constituents when they protest his actions, which as of late have consisting mostly of brown-nosing the orange ass. But I digress…

The letter:

This letter is immediate notification that all communication must cease and desist immediately with all offices of US Senator Tom Cotton.

All other contact will be deemed harassment and will be reported to the United States Capitol Police.

The Office of US Senator Tom Cotton.

“UPDATE: Cotton’s office, in keeping with custom, refused to respond to our requests for information. But Michael Buckner of KTHV was able to get a  seeming confirmationof the letter from Caroline Tabler, Cotton’s press aide.”

You’ll never guess what the aide said…

Tabler said that these letters are rare and only used “under extreme circumstances.”

“If an employee of Senator Cotton receives repeated communications that are harassing and vulgar, or any communication that contains a threat, our policy is to notify the U.S. Capitol Police’s Threat Assessment Section,” Tabler said.

Extreme circumstances seem to include anyone contacting his office.

Shorter Tom Cotton:

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11 Responses to Constituent Relations From The Office Of Beaker, er, Tom Cotton

  1. roket says:

    Who’s the snowflake now?


  2. Sounds like Martha “run-run-run-run-runaway (from my constituents)” McSally here in Baja Arizona, who has yet to hold a town hall here in Tucson.

    Instead she meets with lobbyists and chamber of commerce cementheads and calls them ‘constituent meetings’. It’s going to be fun watching her, FiveStarJoe, Chemtrails Kelly and whatever other neandertals they summon up out of the AZ GOP swamps to run for Flake’s seat tear each other to bits.


  3. laura says:

    Seems Bobble-throated slap dick can dish it out, but can’t take it.
    And yet, still has an open invite every Sunday morning at Todd’s and George’s and John’s.
    But I repeat myself.


  4. MDavis says:

    Antidote picture here:


  5. Osirisopto says:

    Shorter… “The peasants are revolting.”


  6. Steve-O says:

    We should all get “cease and desist” letters from Tom Cotton.


  7. Ivory Bill Woodpecker says:

    I was born and still live in the Arkanshire.

    Don’t blame me; I voted for the Democrat.


  8. Al Tecacca says:

    While Q-Tip and Beaker are very good sobriquets, I think ‘Tampon’ may be more appropriate.


  9. Osirisopto says:

    I hope they call his bluff.

    I’m pretty sure the ACLU has ten minutes to spare.


  10. RWW says:

    Funny, Traitor Tom DOES believe in petitioning the Iranian government (an identified “State Sponsor of Terrorism”) for redress of (supposed) grievance against a duly-elected sitting POTUS.


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