In Touch Magazine interviewed Stormy Daniels (Comrade Horny’s alleged porn star mistress) in 2006 but never ran the interview until now, because: ew, gross.
The juiciest details allegedly are in the print copy, but the teaser on the web confirms all the gossip that the WSJ hinted:
Stormy told In Touch, “[The sex] was textbook generic,” while discussing the fling they had less than four months after Donald’s wife, Melania, gave birth to their son, Barron. “I actually don’t even know why I did it, but I do remember while we were having sex, I was like, ‘Please, don’t try to pay me.’”
OK, Xristian Xrazies, the ball (so to speak) is in your court. Start the dissembling.