An Affair To Remember

In Touch Magazine interviewed Stormy Daniels (Comrade Horny’s alleged porn star mistress) in 2006 but never ran the interview until now, because: ew, gross.

The juiciest details allegedly are in the print copy, but the teaser on the web confirms all the gossip that the WSJ hinted:

Stormy told In Touch, “[The sex] was textbook generic,” while discussing the fling they had less than four months after Donald’s wife, Melania, gave birth to their son, Barron. “I actually don’t even know why I did it, but I do remember while we were having sex, I was like, ‘Please, don’t try to pay me.’”

OK, Xristian Xrazies, the ball (so to speak) is in your court. Start the dissembling.

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8 Responses to An Affair To Remember

  1. Bruce388 says:

    “Please, don’t try to pay me.” President PornStar has rarely been accused of trying to pay his contractors.

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Meanwhile, the evangelicals will still support him.

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  3. Nangleator says:

    Every evangelical: Hmm. I wonder if there’s some Bible passage that includes extra-marital sex that I can use to justify the Antichrist’s… I mean the president’s behavior… Geez, it will be hard to find something like that in the Bible!

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  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

    At this stage I cannot for the life of me understand why the evangelicals would support this heathen sinner. They have their guy Pence ready to take over and lead us to Armageddon. If they ever get around to figuring that out I would expect them to be calling for impeachment louder than anybody else.

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    • laura says:

      Come the hell ON Serious L! The male half of evangelicals would have done/have done/would like to do exactly what Prez Shitehole von PornSchtupf has done. Because it is of a piece, never, ever acknowledge women as actual human beings with agency. They are to be objectified, used, and blamed depending upon the time of day.

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    • Osirisopto says:

      The same reason they supported Constantine. Power.

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  5. The Great and Amazing Mysterious Unknowable says:

    I heard Jon Ronson somewhere promoting a book where he hung out with people in the porn industry and also tech people. He said he found the porn industry people to be kind and supportive. So that must mean the porn stars were really slumming when they associated with Trump. I also heard a podcast today where someone said a writer that worked with Trump twenty years ago described him as a “wounded monster.” Harsh description and yet he’s managing to live up to it.

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