News That Will Drive You To Drink

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It really feelz like Liz Grokin arrived out of nowhere and now is in the pole position for being our favorite nutty conspiracy theorist for 2018. Today’s exhibit(s) shows us that ol’ Liz could give Alex Jones a run for the money:


You see, the pizza is a symbol of child sex slavery because Comet Pingpong and PIZZAGATE!!1!

But now for the real funny, please notice that she puts a slice of pizza into her twitter handle… OMG, IT GOES DEEPER THAN WE THINK!!! CROKIN IS PART OF THE ILLUMINATTI!!!


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9 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Karla says:

    I maybe a little slow on the uptake, but how is pizzagate related to the illuminati? Or is it just that all conspiracies are automatically related?


  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I’m going to have to write a long post on the whole Illuminati thing. Short version is, these loons actually believe that there are children raised to be mind-controlled sex slaves, with certain movies (Wizard of Oz looms large in this legendry) being used to trigger trance states or other psychological responses.

    The real weird thing is that there are competing camps of ‘survivors’ of Illuminati sex rings, and they often accuse each other (naturally) of being in on the conspiracy. The whole thing is a mess, and I really need to write about it.

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    • Osirisopto says:

      But bbbb there are children born and bred to be sex slaves. In Utah, lots of fundie xtians.

      He’ll just look beyond the public face of devout fundagelical xtians and you’ll find horrors that would make the most jaded of us retch.


    • tengrain says:

      B-4, Please do! Easter is the traditional time for Blogging Against Theocracy.




  3. HER pizza slice is pointed DOWN, theirs is pointed UP. Reverses the meaning, of course!

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