It’s Always Festivus At Trump’s White House

“Spring time for Hair Führer and G-O-P…”

Hair Führer still has not commented a single word, let alone a tweet, to comfort Hawaii on being false-alarmed to death, but he’s heard Hawiians are not white and live in grass huts, so they don’t matter.

But he did find time to air grievances deep from his golden shithole, er, Merde-a-Lardo:

He did find some time to attack Democrats, because of their support for Dreamers, you know, not white people:

… and then gave a rallying cry for neo-Nazis:

…and then he did his morning ritual chasing a porn star in his tighty whities (and how she got in his tighty whities he’ll never know) of praising Petunia and Pals:

We should note for the record that the WSJ and Fox News are both owned by Rupert Murdoch, so Comrade Shithole taketh away and giveth equally.

And those tweets occupied one hour of Comrade Stupid’s gruelling 4-hour work day, thanks for picking up the tab, fellow citizens! Off to golf!

On a more serious note: the false alarm in Hawaii lays bare that this White House does not have a plan for any sort of an attack, not even a communications plan. In many ways it probably is better that he was left in his sand trap playing with his wood (whatevs club one uses in a sand trap) because he would have reached for his (allegedly) big button.

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8 Responses to It’s Always Festivus At Trump’s White House

  1. “Fortunately we now record conversations with reporters”

    I wonder what he thinks those little boxes and microphones reporters are always pointing at him are for???


  2. roket says:

    I marvel at the people who would grovel at this man’s feet.


  3. COndi says:

    Dems want…to take desperately needed money away from our military…

    What the hell is he talking about; those F-52 are FREE, baby!

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  4. C Montgomery Burns says:

    So, there are tapes after all.
    Ya know what would be really funny, If Mueller issued more arrest warrants or ‘filed charges’ against any of the tRumpf family on the morning of his next State of The Union speech.
    Oh the hilarity of a world ahem, leader, breaking down on TV.
    You get a RICO charge!
    And you get a RiCO charge!
    Obstruction of justice for YOU!!


  5. Osirisopto says:

    Quoting ass-kissers ass-kissing gives one much influence on the world stage.

    Last year he had to push his way to the front for the picture this year he’ll have at least half the stage all to himself.


  6. paul fredine says:

    we’re the most highly funded military in the world but they’re desperate for money? really?


    • Osirisopto says:

      Well we won’t let them pillage the rest of the world, so they do it at home.

      They need to keep in practice donchaknow.


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