Happy Hour News Briefs
I’ve had my fill of Preznint Shithole’s unabashed racism (and I suspect you have too), so I thought maybe we could use a palate cleanser of sorts, courtesy of Alex Jone’s InfoWars. Perhaps some lunatic there might have receiving vibrations from Jeebus, or cannibals eating children in the basement of a pizza parlor, or my favorite the human-animal chimeras and what not… adjusting my tinfoil…
We found our lunatic! Thank you, James Corsi! He is off the “Obama gay married his college roommate/Michelle is a trans woman” beat, and he’s turning his deep investigative skills now into… OMG!!1!
IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP SHEEPLE!!1!
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz hired MS-13 to kill Seth Rich!!1! And then to cover it up, DWS had the guys from MS-13 killed!!1! Q-Anon says so, so it must be true! It all makes sense now!