News That Will Drive You To Drink

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I’ve had my fill of Preznint Shithole’s unabashed racism (and I suspect you have too), so I thought maybe we could use a palate cleanser of sorts, courtesy of Alex Jone’s InfoWars. Perhaps some lunatic there might have receiving vibrations from Jeebus, or cannibals eating children in the basement of a pizza parlor, or my favorite the human-animal chimeras and what not… adjusting my tinfoil…

We found our lunatic! Thank you, James Corsi! He is off the “Obama gay married his college roommate/Michelle is a trans woman” beat, and he’s turning his deep investigative skills now into… OMG!!1!

IT GOES RIGHT TO THE TOP SHEEPLE!!1!

Debbie Wasserman-Schultz hired MS-13 to kill Seth Rich!!1! And then to cover it up, DWS had the guys from MS-13 killed!!1! Q-Anon says so, so it must be true! It all makes sense now!

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Humm…..No.
    I’d rather watch the Zombie/cannibal movie with maybe a robot or 2 thrown in for comic relief.
    At least it’s more believable.

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  2. These people have shitholes for brains. That is the only logical explanation for all of the bs they spew.

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  3. HarpoSnarx says:

    The psycho is looking rather Joe Bartonish before the caftan dropped off . . .

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  4. badtux99 says:

    This is so brilliant! Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is, as all us Democrats know, a complete idiot, the only person on the planet who is so incompetent that she can’t even get an experienced candidate with a bajillion dollars elected when running said candidate against a pussulant orange piss-stain. But unknown to us, she’s actually a diabolical cunning supervillain merely *pretending* to be a fucking moron! And it took the unchecked brilliance of David Knight to bring this to light. Whoa!

    – Badtux the Snarky Penguin

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  5. ming says:

    You can’t argue with nonsense.

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  6. TheMatch says:

    O
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  7. Feline Mama says:

    Sh*****D in Chief, How is “LOOKING at libel laws” coming along. Change anything yet.? What’s the hold up. This was so important to you a couple a days ago. Forget??

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