“As if this day couldn’t get any worse for Donald Trump, a Wall Street Journal report is alleging that a top lawyer for the Trump Organization paid $130,000 to a former adult film star to keep her quiet a month before the 2016 presidential election.”
Oh? One would think the sheer shame of getting your freak on with the Freak would keep one silent for all eternity. Coulda saved Trump $130K Ameros, which is a lot of cheeseburgers.
But here is where it goes from low-brow gossip to high-class art:
“Best part of the story? Cohen sent the WSJ a “two-paragraph statement by email addressed ‘TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN’ and signed by ‘Stormy Daniels’ denying that she had a ‘sexual and/or romantic affair’ with Mr. Trump.”
“Rumors that I have received hush money from Donald Trump are completely false,” said the statement. The statement, to repeat, was emailed by Cohen.”
Man, I don’t know what a Manhattan lawyer costs these days, but this dude is worth ever penny.