News That Will Drive You To Drink

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“I’ve never done this before.”

Linda Harvey smelled something in the air, and poked her nose out of her mud hut. Yes. Yes, it was that time of the year again… No Name Calling Week in schools.

Barbwire (the blog-like thingie of Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night (and no link for obv. reason, we’ve had them here before):

“It’s time in schools again for ‘No Name-Calling Week’ – and that means your children will get a load of harmful propaganda and half-truths.”

As opposed to home schooled theocrats? Tell us more, I’m intriqued!

“Lesson plans are unveiled each January, developed by GLSEN, the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network. There are many problems when schools use this deceptive program.”

Oh? Such as?

“No Name-Calling Week” started in 2004 as an outgrowth of the messages of a pro-homosexual teen book, “The Misfits” by James Howe.

So, no examples of problems? What’s that you say?

“No name-calling? When do conservative Christian students and teachers get respect? What about supporters of our president?”

Ah, here we go. Get off the cross time. No one in the world is oppressed as White Jeebus Xristians in America, amiright, Linda?

“How about #FairtoChristians? Or #StopGLSENhypocrites?

” People like us are viewed by GLSEN as the scum of the earth, if you discern their messages and those of other advocates of ‘LGBT’ behavior.”

And on and on it goes.

“Telling a 12-year-old girl that lesbian behavior is sinful is not “oppression.” It’s a kind message many ex-homosexuals are eternally grateful someone shared with them…. No boy was born to have anal sex with another boy. There is already equality under the Constitution in our country based on noble concepts like religious faith and free speech, or immutable characteristics.”

It’s not just that you want the right to tell these kids that they are going to hell, you want them to be forced to listen to your hateful message. Let’s jump ahead to Linda’s exciting conclusion:

“Just say “no” to girls with bound breasts, to boys having anal sex and, in fact, to any sex before authentic, male/female marriage.”

Linda, you might want to see the post below about Missouri’s governor, the bondage and blackmail family values Xristian. He’s your kinda guy.


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8 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    No boy was born to have anal sex with another boy.

    They are meant to save themselves for their pastor.


    • Also, it should be mentioned that there is a wave of young Christian girls who have anal sex to save their “Biblical Virgiinity” for their (cough ‘first) husband….


      • The Dark Avenger says:

        When Gore Vidal lived in Italy, he reported the Catholic young women in the area did the same, and were known as virgins in the front, martyrs in the rear.


  2. She knows her way around a corn dog, is all I’m saying. And there’s nothing at all wrong with that. Except to people like her.

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  3. Osirisopto says:

    How dare they deny the xtians god given right to insult and denigrate anyone they choose.


  4. Pupienus Maximus says:

    People like us are viewed by GLSEN as the scum of the earth

    Yet again, a reichwinger projects so bigly as to give IMAX a sad

    if you discern their messages
    If one reads into their statements shit that isn’t there, you mean. Shit that exists only your feverish pointy head.

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  5. MDavis says:

    The Misfits has a top o’ the Google book review which starts: “What do a 12-year-old student who moonlights as a tie salesman, a tall, outspoken girl, a gay middle schooler and a kid branded as a hooligan have in common?” I guess the answer could be that they are all invisible to this cow pavid vermin except for their sexuality.


  6. Retiredeng says:

    The lucky ones tough it out and get the hell out when they can. The rest are doomed to a miserable existence. Many end it with suicide. The Harvey types should be shamed. I’m spitting mad about the fate of these young minds.


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