Happy Hour News Briefs
Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Show Wear, Cindy Jacobs, prophesizes (is too a verb!) some good news for 2018! Let’s listen as she nasally brays to us:
Got that? Cindy Jacobs tells North Korea’s dictator Kim Jung Un that God will remove him from office unless he accepts Jeebus as his savior, which would be a pretty great trick considering that the Kim dynasty are self-declared divine beings. You know, much the same way that Cindy Jacobs has declared herself a prophet.