Grassley and Graham Have Some ‘Splaining To Do

More exciting news from the Republicans!

After reading more from the testimony that DiFi released, it really is clear to me why Senators Grassley and Graham (worst electronica band ever) wanted the transcripts blocked: it completely destroys their claim that Fusion GPS was working for the Russians or had a political agenda. All of those conspiracy theories are baseless.

But what is so damning is that Grassley and Graham (worst Emo band ever) last week made a referral to have the FBI itself investigated and former MI6 spy Christopher Steele investigated.

AND THEY KNEW IT.

Which—in my non-professional and completely unknowledgeable way—makes me wonder if Grassley and Graham (worst folk rock duo ever) are a co-conspirators in Obstruction of Justice? Trying to squirt squid ink during an investigation is not a good look, but on the bright side, stripes are very flattering to ladies of a certain vintage.

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10 Responses to Grassley and Graham Have Some ‘Splaining To Do

  1. Ellis Weiner says:

    If you’re on Twitter, read The Hoarse Whisperer’s rundown of the doc. Around 50 short, punchy tweets, w/ highlighted views of the transcript. Ulta-damning to Grassley et all.

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  2. Jim says:

    Grassley is an ancient arch-partisan. He was the author of “death panels” during the PPACA debate and is just a nasty old man. Graham, by contrast, was a prominent “NeverTrump” until one day when he went on a golf outing with the Orange Monster and suddenly became pro-Trump. Either he was informed that the Russians had “compromat” on him (and I believe Trump belongs to Putin) or he has been promised the SoS position once Tillerson finally leaves. Either way, disgusting.

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Grahamly and Grass (best psychedelic band name) may have felt that they could gain control over Trump with this ploy. But I just can’t see any scenario where they aren’t guilty of something very nasty here.

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    • tengrain says:

      I keep wondering what happened when Lindsey golfed with Comrade Stupid. It all changed for him after that.

      Rgds,

      TG

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  4. Osirisopto says:

    We could start a petition for trump to give them medals of friendship at the SOTU.

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  5. Steve-O says:

    I know this is way too late but…
    Grassley and Graham (worst afro-jazz beat poetry combo ever).

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  6. roket says:

    Senators Grassley and Graham (worst piccolo players ever) still think their party is dated 1999 (or before). Therefore, it would be irresponsible not to speculate that they are in denial.

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