‘And the Fakie Goes To…’

The much-coveted Macaca Award goes to…

As regular reader know, I despise award shows. They are like going to a trade show where the Buick Oldsmobile* Dealer of the Year for the Tri-State Area is announced:

“Bob sold more Cutlass Supremes than anyone else in Sheboygan, let’s give it up for our salesman of the year!”

I mean seriously insiders giving insiders a self-serving award for essentially doing their incredibly well-paying jobs?

So imagine my surprise when Ratings Machine and failed teevee game show host Preznint Stupid announced a new awards show:

Stephan Colbert is gunning for the award:

“Personally I’m excited for the most dishonest and corrupt media awards of the year or as we call them in the biz, ‘The Fakies,'” Colbert said on Wednesday night’s broadcast. “Because nothing gives you more credibility than Donald Trump calling you a liar.”

And then the best thing happened: Colbert put up a billboard in Time Square campaigning for the Fakies just like the big pictures do for the Oscars:


So Colbert is kinda mocking Awards in general and Comrade Stupid in particular.

Think I’m wrong?

I rest my case.

I’ll also be watching.

* Thanks Scissorhead Ten Bears, good fact checker that you are!

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5 Responses to ‘And the Fakie Goes To…’

  1. Ten Bears says:

    Cutlass’ were Oldsmobile, Buick would have been Skylark.

    Pretty good cars back in the day, don’t make them anymore.


  2. another kiwi says:

    Colbert has no chance against the screaming choir of shitgibbons currently infesting your government.


  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    A theme song for the gala awards ceremony. If I wasn’t so swamped today I’d maybe come up with better lyrics…

    And it tells us in the Youtube description that the B-side to this single was “You Don’t Know Where Your Interest Lies”. Seems oddly appropriate for Trump supporters.


  4. Feline Mama says:

    If this Pretend Prezidint spent less of his time/energy tweeting garbage, hate & golfing, & a little more time prezidinting, he might be of help to this country. Then again, NAH!! I lost my mind for a second there.


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