News That Will Drive You To Drink

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And somewhere, Termite Buffet, Mike Pence is weeping:

Washington, DC — Operation Rescue is pleased to announce that the recipient of the 2017 Pro-Life Person of the Year Malachi Award is Pres. Donald J. Trump.

The Malachi Award is given by Operation Rescue every year to recognize individuals who sacrificially work to advance the cause of protecting the pre-born.

“Operation Rescue is grateful Pres. Trump for having the courage to keep promises made during the campaign that provide greater protections for the pre-born and deny Federal funds from those who commit abortions,” said Operation Rescue President Troy Newman. “He has proven to be the most pro-life president we have had in modern history and has backed up his pro-life rhetoric with action like no other before him.”

There is no irony with these theocrats. None.

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12 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. I just googled it – that is so rich, it happened five days ago and not a blip of news. I love that.

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  2. Bruce388 says:

    Trump deserves this honor because he’s guided by his faith. He’s a strong Christian, you know.
    /endsarcasm

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  3. CalicoJack says:

    Howdy y’all!

    No irony nor shame. Or, even memory. There is much that they have forgotten like the Hyde Amendment and Ronnie Reagan. But, those noses aren’t going to keep themselves brown, are they? Amirite Troy?

    Huzzah!
    Jack

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  4. Redhand says:

    And after the “pre-born” (OMG, I hadn’t seen this before) come into this world, then “The poor will always be with us, whaddayagonnado?” Well, nothing, of course.
    Disgusting, simply disgusting.

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  5. paul fredine says:

    i’m curious but other than kinda say he was ‘pro-life’ (all the while trying to dismantle peoples healthcare) what exactly did he do to receive this :honor’? in my mind (when i can find it) he’s the best walking ad for the choice/pro-birth control movement…’for gawdsake, WEAR A CONDOM!!!’.

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  6. laura says:

    Let a thousand Becky Bell’s bloom, right Troy?

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  7. Well, again the accidental truth comes out: “with action like no other before him”. It’s true, not one single president has done so little.

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