Grandpa Walnut’s isn’t dead yet (that old maverick!), but the vultures are circling in the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan.
If Grandpa Walnuts’ seat should become open, it represents an opportunity for an opportunist, and Blog only knows that Arizonastan has plenty of sun-damaged wingnuts waiting in the wings, scaling flakes of melanomas showering around their cankles and eyes spinning in different directions. Anyone who gets to play Senator for-a-day has a huge advantage when the real term comes along.
So, as you probably guessed, they’ve ( former state Sen. Kelli Ward, and maybe others?) been checking with the Gubner’s Office to see if Walnuts is dead yet.
And the Gubnor of said terrible sand kingdom, Doug Ducey, ain’t having none of that.
I have found it a little bit off color, some of the prognosticators and pundits who have been making these predictions as to the senator’s outcome. I think people should be praying for him and rooting for him. To the politicians out there that have been openly lobbying for this position, they’ve basically disqualified themselves by showing their true character.