Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton Retain Most Admired Titles
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Americans once again are most likely to name Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton as the man and woman living anywhere in the world they admire most, as they have for the past 10 years. The pair retain their titles this year, although by much narrower margins than in the past. Obama edges out Donald Trump, 17% to 14%, while Clinton edges out Michelle Obama, 9% to 7%.
“Get me Kris Kobach on the horn!,” Hair Führer didn’t holler.
“You shoulda won, boss,” lying sack of grits Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders did not drawl at him, “the Kenyan ain’t even borned in this-here country, he ain’t eligible.”