Royal Fiasco

As most readers know, I don’t give a toss about the Royals. I once posted that Disney should buy them and present The Magic United Kingdom and charge admission.

So that said, I’m having second thoughts about ignoring the upcoming wedding of Prince Harry and his American consort Meghan Markle. You see, they want to invite the Obamas to their wedding and the 500 pound shitgibbon in the room is that they don’t want the Orange Menace to be invited. And we know that Comrade Stupid, always gracious, would react really well to being publicly snubbed ESPECIALLY if the Kenyan got an invite and he did not.

It all started innocently enough when…

BBC RADIO 4: “Prince Harry interviews Barack Obama”: “Our guest editor today, Prince Harry, met President Obama, in Toronto in September during the Invictus Games to talk about his memories of the day he left office, his post-presidential work with the Obama Foundation and his hopes for the future.” 39 minutes

…and now millenials Prince Harry & Meghan insist on inviting Xers President Barack and First Lady Michelle Obama and not inviting the tacky boomer from Queens. Downing Street is applying pressure on the couple not to invite the Obamas, either, to avoid an international incident.

And you thought your guest list was fraught with danger? Your Facebook Rage Uncle and your dippy aunt Zinnia at the same table has got nuttin’ on this.

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10 Responses to Royal Fiasco

  1. I am not going to lie – I have soft spots for Prince Will and his family and for the Queen. I had a huge soft spot for Diana, and I’m getting there on Harry. My soft spot will grow for Harry if he does invite the O family but not the T family.

    I have a memory of the T man, then just another obnoxious private citizen did not get invited to Chelsea Clinton’s wedding. I believe he called and asked if it “got lost in the mail.” Lol. Sorry bud, you are not on the list. No wonder he hates Hillary.


  2. Steve-O says:

    As I said when it was mine and the now Mrs. O’s wedding- its our wedding we invite who we want. I would so invite Barry and Michelle and the brood. Mostly for Michelle.


  3. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Go on, ask the O’s!!
    And while they’re at it, Ok, just in order to PO the Monster of Orange, they should ask Hillary and Bill too.

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  4. Buttemilk Sky says:

    Why can’t Meghan and Harry invite any private citizens they damn please? The Obamas would certainly show up with a classier gift than the drugstore toaster you get from the Trumps. And they dance better.


  5. Condi says:

    Why is this even a thing? The good folks of Briton made their preference clear a couple of years ago… Harry could just refer all inquiries to that site, while noting that GB LUVS them sum Obama. And while he’s at it, tell May to go suck another lemon.


  6. Bruce388 says:

    I just read that Meghan and Harry’s wedding isn’t considered a state occasion, so heads of state aren’t automatically invited. I really, really hope the Obamas get invited and Donnie Two-Scoops gets left out. They could make Donnie feel better by letting him know Big Macs aren’t on the menu.

    On the other hand, the newlyweds wouldn’t have a chance at a couple of those cool, new presidential challenge coins that Donnie tackified.

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