So that said, I’m having second thoughts about ignoring the upcoming wedding of Prince Harry and his American consort Meghan Markle. You see, they want to invite the Obamas to their wedding and the 500 pound shitgibbon in the room is that they don’t want the Orange Menace to be invited. And we know that Comrade Stupid, always gracious, would react really well to being publicly snubbed ESPECIALLY if the Kenyan got an invite and he did not.
It all started innocently enough when…
BBC RADIO 4: “Prince Harry interviews Barack Obama”: “Our guest editor today, Prince Harry, met President Obama, in Toronto in September during the Invictus Games to talk about his memories of the day he left office, his post-presidential work with the Obama Foundation and his hopes for the future.” 39 minutes http://bbc.in/2zCKEYa
…and now millenials Prince Harry & Meghan insist on inviting Xers President Barack and First Lady Michelle Obama and not inviting the tacky boomer from Queens. Downing Street is applying pressure on the couple not to invite the Obamas, either, to avoid an international incident.
And you thought your guest list was fraught with danger? Your Facebook Rage Uncle and your dippy aunt Zinnia at the same table has got nuttin’ on this.