News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Delta apathetic toward in-flight porn, says group

Dawn Hawkins of the National Center on Sexual Exploitation experienced the problem when she was on a Delta flight. According to NCOSE communications director Katherine Blakeman, Hawkins’ flight was going quite well – until she witnessed a man across the aisle watching pornography.

Oh? Here’s Delta’s in-flight entertainment hub so you can see the delights of the flesh that were available for the scold to accidentally see when snooping on her across-the-aisle neighbors! (And think about that for a moment. Hope she didn’t get a crick in her neck snooping.) I suspect it was Frozen that tipped our hero into the abyss. It has that effect on many scolds. But I digress.

“She couldn’t tell whether [the girls on film] were 14 or they were 18,” Blakeman tells OneNewsNow, “and it could have easily been child pornography.” When the flight attendant declined to do anything, Hawkins confronted the man by telling him he was part of the problem with exploitation of women and girls.

Blakeman tells a similar story about reporter and business owner Angela Zatopek, who witnessed a man viewing pornography last week on a Delta flight. In light of Delta staff’s failure to address the issue, Zatopek also confronted the man herself.

Oddly, there is no description, or even title of the porn the dude was watching, whether it was on the in-flight system, or on his own device, or something else. But as we all know, there is no definition of porn beyond I’ll know it when I see it.  And moral scolds see porn everywhere!

But let’s investigate further. The NCOS website lists as a project, a “dirty dozen” offenders of sex exploitation! This might help shed some light on to what would get their panties in a bunch while on a plane:

  • Amazon
  • American Library Association
  • Amnesty International
  • Backpage.com
  • Comcast
  • Cosmopolitan Magazine
  • EBSCO
  • HBO
  • ROKU
  • Snapchat
  • Twitter
  • YouTube

Yes, because when I think about sex exploitation, I think about the library, and Amnesty International.

Also/too: the previous name of National Center on Sexual Exploitation was Morality in Media, which you may recall was a group that our old Pal Frothy Santorum was really into (ew, gross).

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10 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Infidel753 says:

    And moral scolds see porn everywhere!

    Inevitably so, when their definition of it is so broad.

    Zatopek also confronted the man herself

    Because of course it’s the natural right of every Bible-thumping blue-nosed flaming nutball to “confront” anyone whose tastes in anything transgress their primitive taboo system. Maybe next time I see one of them reading a Bible on a plane I’ll “confront” them about their book which endorses homophobia, subjugation of women, mass killings, eternal damnation, and the cursing of innocent fig trees.

    If they want to fight real sexual abuse and exploitation, they know exactly where to start.

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  2. E.A. Blair says:

    Well, many public libraries have old issues of National Geographic that have pictures of naked native wimmin in ’em.

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  3. moeman says:

    I’m guessing blankets are no longer free.

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  4. A.J. says:

    “She couldn’t tell whether [the girls on film] were 14 or they were 18…”

    So…..Roy Moore’s home videos? Was the godless viewer Roy Moore!

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  5. Osirisopto says:

    Sounds like they should teach us all a lesson and boycott the internet.

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  6. ming says:

    Imagine her surprise when she finds actual porn on the internet!

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  7. paul fredine says:

    and apparently she had to watch for 45 minutes to determine if it was truly offensive.

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  8. kathywompus says:

    Whenever I get “confronted”, I try to stare blankly and utter a phrase of High School German.

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  9. Papa Wheelie says:

    Reminds me of:
    Lady to cop: That guy next door walks around in his house naked!
    Cop: You can’t see his in his window from here.
    Lady: You can if you stand on the dresser!

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