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Library Of Congress Will No Longer Archive Every Tweet

Since 2010, Library of Congress has been archiving every single public tweet: Yours, ours, the president’s.

But today, the institution announced it will no longer archive every one of our status updates, opinion threads, and “big if true”s. As of Jan. 1, the library will only acquire tweets “on a very selective basis.”

I can think of one Twerp whose oeuvre should be deleted.

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2 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Osirisopto says:

    No, it should be tattooed on his ass not deleted.

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  2. Tattooed is too kind.

    They should all be printed on giant cartoon speech bubbles and attached to a cumbersome and painful harness he has to wear in public at all times, naked, all while a reworked version of the famous song by Nena plays on loudspeakers attached to his head: “99 Lieballoons”

    If he tries to put it down or drops one of the precariously hanging ‘lie-balloons’, one of the phalanx of gay, female, migrant people of color surrounding him, jeering and laughing at his humiliation, can poke him with a cattle prod as punishment.

    I’m visualizing some grotesque Moebius-esque image, that alas, I am not artist enough to render….

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