News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Rainbow Chips? Naw, Starnes is crackers

Fox News’ living cracker barrel Todd Starnes was not happy that Memphis’ Confederate Traitor Statues were taken down:

Smarmy and oleaginous, Traitor Tots Starnes has made an awe-shucks career out of grifting the racist rubes, bless his heart. Notice that his avatar is his most recent tome, The Deplorables Guide to something-or-other. He cashed in on that phrase even though he didn’t coin it.

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. AuroraS says:

    That dickhead can shove it up his smarmy, lying ass. The City Council voted to sell off the parks to privatize them, under the conditions that they would remain public spaces…and those who bought the parks took the statues down. It’s business, baby.


  2. Bruce388 says:

    The Mayor desecrated a gravesite? I don’t know whose gravesite was desecrated, but it wasn’t Lee’s.

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    • MDavis says:

      It was that Forrest guy (Nathan Bedford, I guess), whose mouldy bones had already been moved once, or so I read. And they did not get moved again, just the traitor statues.


  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Why does Todd hate the USA so much that he reveres traitors?

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  4. Redhand says:

    Nathan Bedford Forrest, whose statue was removed, was a founder of the KKK. Jefferson Davis was, d’oh, President of the Confederacy. Both were rank Traitors to the United States.

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  5. roket says:

    I double dog dare Todd Starnes to go to the Memphis mayors office and make a citizens arrest.

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  6. Buttemilk Sky says:

    Forrest is still buried in the park where his statue was. (Dog walker alert!)

    Also, for the record, Strickland is the first white mayor of Memphis (a majority black city) in memory.


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