Dating Tips from Wingnuttia

Maybe K-Lo is available, boys!

You really cannot make up shit like this: 11 THINGS EVERY REAL CONSERVATIVE SHOULD ASK ON A FIRST DATE

It’s written by Kurt Schlichter, so you know we are in for a treat. We’re only going to look at a few of the 11, because frankly, my liver cannot take much more abuse.

Recently, a young being – I don’t want to presume its gender identity, but it’ll probably throw a hissy fit about my blatant chrono-shaming anyway – scribbled an article titled 10 Things Every Intersectional Feminist Should Ask On a First Date for his/her/xir fellow liberal freaks. It’s an illuminating view into the twisted minds of the SJWs, but the article never answers the first question we all asked ourselves reading the title: “Why the hell would anyone ever date an intersectional feminist?

The wit proves he didn’t have a ghost writer. Do continue.

Q: Do you believe that any group’s lives matter more than others?
A: American lives matter more than the lives of foreigners, our allies matter more than our enemies, and some people – like jihadists, perverts, and people who refuse to acknowledge the manifest truth that Die Hard is a Christmas movie – matter not at all and should be hunted for sport.

Never mind that Southern, Red States consume more porn—and gay porn—than any other states and the most frequently sought phrase is Lesbian. American lives encompasses many people.

Q: What are your thoughts on guns?
A: Your date should answer, “You don’t have enough guns.” This answer should come before you mention just how many guns you already have.

Relationship Rule of Thumb: No one gets to first base without an appreciation of the Second Amendment.

Amazing the intersection of guns and sexism, but it is a Republican fetishist. Be thankful Schlichter has not asked his date about diaper play. Yet.

I get that Republicans demand orthodoxy and live in a bubble not wanting anyone challenging their world views, but what I don’t get is why one of them would think that a woman would apply for the job.

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9 Responses to Dating Tips from Wingnuttia

  1. ming says:

    Step right up ladies, this one’s a real prize!

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    His advice is sure to swell the ranks of ‘incels’.

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  3. nonnie9999 says:

    Why go to OKCupid when you can go to OKKKStupid?

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  4. HarpoSnarx says:

    Quick SOMEBODY run the laff track from the old Rush Limbaugh teevee show . . . punctuated with church biddy cackles with cankles.

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  5. Abu Scooter says:

    … people who refuse to acknowledge the manifest truth that Die Hard is a Christmas movie …

    Sure it is, pal — and so were Brazil and that Chuck Norris classic, Invasion USA.

    NEXT!

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