News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

Y’all Qaeda has their finger on…what? Well let’s say it is the pulse of America:

First it was the Mormons warning us this morning that pud-pounding led inevitably to becoming a ‘mo, and now it is the entire south searchin’ fer a lesbian, just watchin’ the porn and boppin’ the bishop, AND THAT’S WHY ROY MOORE LOST!!1!

Damn, Lesbians be powerful!

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5 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. huh? what about moore the kiddie toucher? that must not be a sin. dang. these christofascists are so logickal

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Who’d a thunk that these Bible Belters were a bunch of pervy hypocrites?

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  3. Osirisopto says:

    “Damn, Lesbians be powerful!”

    Ah! I see you’ve been to the Folsom Street Fair.

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