Happy Hour News Briefs
Y’all Qaeda has their finger on…what? Well let’s say it is the pulse of America:
First it was the Mormons warning us this morning that pud-pounding led inevitably to becoming a ‘mo, and now it is the entire south searchin’ fer a lesbian, just watchin’ the porn and boppin’ the bishop, AND THAT’S WHY ROY MOORE LOST!!1!
Damn, Lesbians be powerful!