Jeebus Is Counting Votes in Alabama, Y’all!

Alleged child molester Roy Moore gives us a four-minute come-t’-Jeebus, hellfire-awaits-you speech about abortion, same-sex marriage, school prayer, sodomy and “the right of a man to claim to be a woman and vice versa.”

Oddly silent on what happens to the children after their they are born.

And that’s why Moore is not conceding: will no one think of the theocrats longing to overthrow democracy and install Xristian Sharia?

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13 Responses to Jeebus Is Counting Votes in Alabama, Y’all!

  1. His tie and the reflection of it make me a little dizzy… He makes me nauseous. WTAF is wrong with him? He thinks those kids in Sandy Hook were killed 5 years ago because we lost our way from God. That’s no God, that’s an evil force that is punitive, capricious, cruel. That is not God. If he thinks otherwise he is free to do so, but so very wrong.


  2. Osirisopto says:

    “Oddly silent on what happens to the children after their born.”

    I imagine most child molesters probably wouldn’t want talk about what happens to the children after they’re done using them.

    At least, not if they know they’re being recorded.


  3. Karla says:

    “Oddly silent on what happens to the children after their born.”

    Sorry, pedantic, but “… after THEY’RE born.”


  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

    A five minute video on morality from Roy Moore? Can we get a five minute video on acting from Arnold Schwarzenegger next.

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  5. roket says:

    Preachers of sedition do not go quietly into the night.


  6. another kiwi says:

    That’s your Talibanation right there.


  7. ming says:

    God will correct this electoral travesty by doing what he always does… ermm, nothing.


  8. Count Typo says:



  9. Pat Day says:

    It won’t let me change the size of my Type in this comment, so I please ask that everyone that reads it “Imagine” that it is in size “72”. That being said……”Roy….You and your wife need to STFU and go sit on a couple of vibrating fire hydrants until your assholes dilate to allow contact with the ground”!! We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming!


  10. paul fredine says:

    once jesus and co. (moore’s new jewish lawyer) get done with the new tally they’re going to have to inform him that, no matter how they looked at it, he still lost plus there was enough proof that the votes were there to determine he was also a hypocritical asshole.


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