Now we know how Wayne LaPierre’s tree is decorated.
(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)
What else are gun nuts going to decorate their tree with? They don’t have any balls.
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You owe me a screen cleaning and any medical care needed for that cofeve that just exploded through my nose 🙂
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I think Wayne LaPierre decorates his tree with skulls.
You beat me to it, Bastard.
Skulls and Dollars…..
What kind of borderline psychopath decorates this way? Our tree has lots of gaily festive balls, and a few Star Trek Ornaments, and a fair number of Frank Lloyd Wright ornaments. And, of course, a couple of cats contentedly snoozing below it.
I’m dreaming of a shotgun Christmas
With every shell light that I buy
May you blood spill freely and bright
And may all you commie libtard homo blah people die
Is simply having these lights grounds for divorce?
wait until you see the Glock themed centerpiece. It’s sure to quiet any discussion of politics, religion, debt repayment, or sexual impropriety at xmas dinner.
Put several in it, a good old-fashioned family firefight always brings loved ones closer together at Christmas : https://images.findagrave.com/photos/2014/107/127834621_1397845172.jpg
Praying for a Christmas misfire…
The singing bass seems quaint, now
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