Bad Christmas, Cont.

Ammosexual Christmas

Now we know how Wayne LaPierre’s tree is decorated.

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Mr. C. Montgomery Burns)

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12 Responses to Bad Christmas, Cont.

  1. Count Typo says:

    What else are gun nuts going to decorate their tree with? They don’t have any balls.

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I think Wayne LaPierre decorates his tree with skulls.

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  3. What kind of borderline psychopath decorates this way? Our tree has lots of gaily festive balls, and a few Star Trek Ornaments, and a fair number of Frank Lloyd Wright ornaments. And, of course, a couple of cats contentedly snoozing below it.

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  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I’m dreaming of a shotgun Christmas
    With every shell light that I buy
    May you blood spill freely and bright
    And may all you commie libtard homo blah people die

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  5. Osirisopto says:

    Is simply having these lights grounds for divorce?

    wait until you see the Glock themed centerpiece. It’s sure to quiet any discussion of politics, religion, debt repayment, or sexual impropriety at xmas dinner.

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  6. Condi says:

    Praying for a Christmas misfire…

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  7. another kiwi says:

    The singing bass seems quaint, now

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