Let’s pretend that you are the preznint of the United States, you wake up, have a quick briefing on a pipe bomb blowing up in a NYC subway. What is your next step?
Well, if you are Comrade Preznint Stupid, you tweet about the bad coverage the FAKE NEWS!!1! is giving YOU:
Another false story, this time in the Failing @nytimes, that I watch 4-8 hours of television a day – Wrong! Also, I seldom, if ever, watch CNN or MSNBC, both of which I consider Fake News. I never watch Don Lemon, who I once called the “dumbest man on television!” Bad Reporting.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 11, 2017
As I write this, there is still no response from the Mango Menace on the attack.