News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Contessa di Conspiracy, Liz Crokin, wants to get in on that rich vein of basement-dwelling child sex slaves that Alex Jones tapped into with the Comet PingPong, which concluded with a very riled-up low-IQ wingnut showing up at the pizza parlor with (automatic?) weapons to free the non-existent children, Rambo-style, from the non-existent basement where they were being abused by assorted non-existent Democrats.

I mean, really, who could resist the challenge of beating the Conspiracy Master Alex Jones at his own game?

So we present a comedy in three tweets:

Liz, everyone knows that the sex slaves are kept in the basement of Roy Moore’s Campaign HQ. True fact. You better check it out, bring guns.

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2 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Karla says:

    I thought it was a parody. Yikes.

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  2. purplehead says:

    It’s not parody??

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