News That Will Drive You To Drink

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I really don’t want to think about Alex Jones and any sex toy, though I suppose it is better than thinking about Alex Jones and a human.

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5 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Why do I get the feeling that Alex Jones is going to be implicated in the most outré sex scandal ever? I’m talking penguins in grey alien masks and pallets of adulterated ‘supplement’ pills outré.

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    • tengrain says:

      B-4:

      I’m guessing that whatever the device is, it will have a kick-start, and a two-stroke engine, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

      Rgds,

      TG

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  2. paul fredine says:

    he seems to know quite a bit about these sex dolls but i’m guessing since his divorce he’s had to find something with which to occupy his time since i can’t imagine an actual human being willing to be his playmate, at least without being paid.

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  3. Feline Mama says:

    Alex, I believe your tin foil hat is turned inside out, or way too small. Smoke some pot & drink some warm milk at night. You are not well.

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