News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

Good grief, all the theocrats are getting buggy as Mueller closes in:

Lance Wallnau declares that he has been called to “have access to presidents as the voice of God” so that they can “release this warrior angel for America.”

I hope that his family can get professional help for him, or at least a thorazine dart and/or a polo mallet.

Someone, get a Thorazine dart!

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3 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Ivory Bill Woodpecker says:

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  2. M. Bouffant says:

    I’d be happy to think Lumpy’s playing these chumps like they play their flocks of suckers, but his desire to please the profiting prophets & rile up his base may give them the Mid-East Armageddon they’re pulling for.

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  3. paul fredine says:

    why is he whispering, is he hiding from the men with the butterfly nets?

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