Let the Rapture-a-thon Begin!

Trump’s Jerusalem decision seen as a nod to evangelicals
By Noah Bierman
WASHINGTON — President Trump summed up a central reason for declaring Jerusalem the capital of Israel — one of the most consequential and globally risky decisions of his presidency — in a single statement.

“While previous presidents have made this a major campaign promise, they failed to deliver,” he said from the Diplomatic Reception Room of the White House on Wednesday. “Today, I am delivering.”

The decision may have alarmed prime ministers, presidents, kings and their subjects around the world. But it fit neatly into Trump’s political calculus and personal view of his mandate.

And let’s jump ahead…

Especially important are promises to the voters Trump sees as his base, who include a strong majority of evangelical Christians…

“The Christian Zionist community will not forget the president’s bold actions,” [John Hagee, a prominent evangelical pastor and leader of Christians United for Israel] said. “President Trump will be honored and memorialized by Jews and Christians for all time.”

…The evangelical connection to Israel has many roots, including some linked to end-times prophecies that include Jewish control of Israel and Jerusalem, a war of civilizations, and a choice for Jews to either convert to Christianity or die.

So this is all about giving the Xristian Xrazies a rock-hard boner. You see, this speeds up the Rapture, and that’s all you need to know about it. If you read the full LATimes article, you will see theocrat Mike Pence’s fingerprints are all over this. I expect we will hear praise and adulation from our old pal One-L today.

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7 Responses to Let the Rapture-a-thon Begin!

  1. Oblios_Cap says:

    God sure needs a lot of help from idiots to make his plans work, doesn’t he?

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Once the lethal attacks on US embassies start happening, how many times do you expect Trey Gowdy to call Trump in to testify before congress? All my quatloos are riding on zero. (lousy odds though)

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  3. Ten Bears says:

    When the rapture doesn’t happen, they will learn the difference between pray, and prey.

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  4. w3ski4me says:

    I maybe could have read a post farther before commenting?
    w3ski

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  5. paul fredine says:

    one of the neighborhood dogs left a trump memorial on the front lawn this morning but i’m not sure if he was christian or jewish. i can send it on to ‘lord littlefingers’ if you want.

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