News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

And now it can be told: The Kenyan Usurper was off having gay sex in a hotel somewhere the night of Benghazi:

Coach Dave’s guest is Firehouse Prophet Mark Taylor, whom you may recall told us earlier this year that the Freemasons and Illuminati are comin’ fer the vital juices of Possum Hollar using frequencies to change yer DNA.

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Ten Bears says:

    Behind every myth lay a kernel of truth.

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  2. Jim says:

    Deep piles of horseshit under that stupid Xistian ball cap.

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  3. Osirisopto says:

    Coach, preacher AND fantasizing about other people having sex?

    Maybe we should introduce him to Theodore?

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  4. lahruRuss says:

    Is there a verb for beyond delusional?

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  5. paul fredine says:

    he’s restrained by the holy spirit? that’s an odd name for a straitjacket.

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  6. Retiredeng says:

    Gen. Jack D. Ripper: “I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”

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