Thanksgiving, Fourth Reich-Style

Only one turkey in this picture will ever get a pardon

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) morning email thingie tells us about Preznint Stupid’s Thanksgiving:

FROM POOLER WAPO’S JENNA JOHNSON: Trump told the troops in Afghanistan: “Everyone is talking about the progress you’ve made. Trump said that troops there have turned things around in three to four months and are ‘brave, incredible fighters.’

— ON IRAQ: “‘We’re really winning. We know how to win.’ He said previous administrations were not ‘letting you win.’”

— ON ISIS: “‘The fight against ISIS, it’s coming our way … I’m letting you do your job.’”

— ON DOMESTIC ISSUES: “‘We’re doing well at home, the economy is doing great.’ … The President also told the troops that he’s working on ‘big, fat, beautiful tax cuts.’”

— TO THE POOL: “‘Media, Happy Thanksgiving.’”

— PALM BEACH POST’S SCOTT ANDERA: “President Donald Trump appears likely to visit his golf club in Jupiter on Friday for the first time since the spring. According to an FAA advisory issued at 5 p.m. Wednesday, airspace restrictions are in place for the area over his Jupiter club from 8:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. Friday. The advisory covers the same location that was covered when Trump played golf there in February with Japan’s Prime Minister Shinzo Abe and Ernie Els.”

Glad The Russian Usurper isn’t spending every waking moment golfing like his nemesis, The Kenyan Usurper.

We note that Comrade Trump is trying his old grift again:

…to which one wag on the internet replied,

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10 Responses to Thanksgiving, Fourth Reich-Style

  1. Redhand says:

    Trump’s comments are as inspiring as the season finale of Mr. Robot.


  2. quakerinabasement says:

    “$5.5 trillion gain since E.”

    What’s “E”? E-nauguration?


  3. Feline Mama says:

    Over a half century on this date, our beautiful President J.F. Kennedy was assassinated too young an age. Today, we still have Preznint Stupid in charge of this country. Never been knocked in the head with a fast, errant golf ball!! What is wrong with this picture?
    TG, am I OK saying this??


  4. Nora Daly says:

    Hey Drumpf: pound salt!


  5. A.J. says:


    Well, there is a Winter Palace… In Russia. Oh; wait!


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