War on X-mas!

The War on Christmas is moving fast on another, annual front: Starbucks Coffee cups.

The usual suspects see support for the ‘mos in the cups: Fox News…

The cups feature a busy print of holiday favorites like mittens, presents and Christmas trees, and above the logo, two unseen people are holding hands.

Since the cups launched in October, however, people have taken to Twitter with hypotheses that the androgynous hands may belong to a pair of lesbians.

Cartoon maybe-lesbians are destroying Christmas?

Gawd is gonna smite cartoon maybe-lesbians?

The War on X-mas is starting earlier this year.

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19 Responses to War on X-mas!

  1. Tony Prost says:

    Poor Starbucks…they can’t win. Every year!


    • tengrain says:

      I think in some strange way Starbucks has grown to love this role. Every now and then I go past their World HQ in Seattle, and the Starbuckers never have a woe-is-me expression.




    • Feline Mama says:

      Yea, real losers. They probably make more $ during this season than all rest of the year totally. They’re a little too pricey for me, but I do make an effort to buy a few during this Wartime!!


  2. I’d ask how they could determine that the two cartoon hands (not androgynous, ferdogsasake, they’re CARTOON HANDS) are attached to women, but a quick look at the authoritative source shows that yep a whole lotta gawdbotherers are pretty into that… http://time.com/4239600/most-popular-porn/


  3. w3ski4me says:

    Damn what sick minds they have to see “evil” in everything. Are they that loose in their own feelings that a simple set of hands makes them afraid? I know the old saying about “you can’t please everyone” but Geeezeee. These people are really lost. And, they want to be our “moral scold”. I’m not hung up about a pair of hands, why are they?


  4. Ten Bears says:

    Waldo from the 80s kid show Where’s Waldo wore a red and white stripped sweater.


  5. Feline Mama says:

    Actually, I look forward to This War. Thank you, “O’Really”? I guess you’re the one “cum up wid dis”? You get to have a good laugh at the Idiots & can do the best to contradict all they do, say. And, if it is a boycott, I’m going shoppin’!!! Yea, IT IS ALL GOOD!! Happy Ho-Ho!!


  6. i first encountered the word ‘starbuck’ as the name of the first mate of the whaling ship in the novel ‘moby dick’, not as the name of a coffee shop – according to wikipeda, the chain was named after this character – also according to wikipedia, starbucks the chain is a ‘second-wave’ coffee shop chain, and there is now a ‘third wave’ of coffee


    about the hand-holding lesbians depicted on the cup – i notice that the hand which has its fingers visible does NOT have a wedding ring, but i don’t know what conclusion to draw from that – maybe one or both of the romantic partners is too young to get married, but there are other possibilities as well


  7. Steve-O says:

    One is a human hand, the other is a CLOVEN HOOF!!!!
    Its so obvious.

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  8. roket says:

    It’s pretty obvious to me that that’s the hand of a hebephilia holding the hand of a pubescent young girl which I hear is quite common in AL. Who knew?


  9. Bruce388 says:

    Judging by the apparent difference in the size of the hands, that’s Roy Moore with one of his teen-age dates. Or Donnie Two-Scoops with Melania. His hand’s the small one.


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