Happy Hour News Briefs
The War on Christmas Continues!!1!
Potato slop maven and grifter extraordinaire Jim Bakker has a new line to hawk for the holidays, er, Christmas, check out the chyron. But aside from that, he tells us that saying “Merry Christmas” was illegal just a few years ago, and now it ain’t (the most applause I’ve heard yet on his shows ensues and the implication: thanks to Trump and thanks Xristian Xrazies for making it happen) — except: IT NEVER WAS ILLEGAL.
Jeebus, Jim, how many times do we have to explain the First Amendment to you?