Moore, Moore, Moore! (How Do You Like It)*

It’s not the size of the gun…

Moore- Yesterday Beverly Young Nelson told us about how real Alabama Senate candidate and alleged child molester Roy Moore assaulted her when she was 15, which technically makes him an alleged ephebophile, not pedophile. Vocabulary, people!

You can read the (salacious and nasty) details here.

Nelson’s story rings true because she showed us the yearbook with the message on camera.

Even that old misogynist, He-man Woman-hater amply be-Chinned Mitch says that he believes the women!

Moore-Moore:  The New Yorker reports that the shopping mall in Gadsden, Alabama, banned Moore in the mid-1980s because he cruised the mall looking for teenage girls. The New Yorker story sourced  a dozen people who confirmed this, including several police officers who patrolled the area. And remember: a case going to court with a dozen witnesses is a case that defense attorneys would be begging to plea bargain. That is evidence, not allegation.

Moore-Moore-Moore: Republicans don’t want Democrat Doug Jones to win, but they also don’t want Moore in their clubhouse offering to sign the Pages’ yearbooks, either. So to speak.

These Republican Senators have called on alleged child molester Roy Moore to drop out of the race:

  • Amply be-chinned Mitch McConnell
  • Bill Cassidy (LA)
  • Susan Collins (ME)
  • Bob Corker (TN)
  • Steve Daines (MT)
  • Lindsey Graham (SC)
  • Chuck Grassley (IA)
  • Orrin Hatch (UT)
  • Ron Johnson (WI)
  • Mike Lee (UT)
  • John McCain (AZ)
  • Rob Portman (OH)
  • Richard Shelby (AL)
  • Thom Tills (NC)
  • Pat Toomey (PA)

And these Republicans are not alone, as Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!)  tells us…

“A new POLITICO/Morning Consult poll shows voters nationally find the allegations against Alabama Republican Senate nominee Roy Moore credible — and a majority thinks Moore should drop out of the race. The poll — which was conducted prior to the most recent allegations against Moore leveled by Beverly Young Nelson, who said Monday that Moore sexually assaulted her when she was 16 years old — found 59 percent of voters say they considered the original allegations against Moore outlined in a Washington Post article last week very or somewhat credible. Just 17 percent say the allegations are not too credible or not credible at all. The remaining 23 percent don’t know or have no opinion.

“There are partisan differences in national views of the Moore allegations, but even among Republican voters, more find the allegations credible than not. Nearly half of GOP voters, 49 percent, say the accusations against Moore are at least somewhat credible; just three-in-10 say they are not too credible or not credible at all.”

How Do You Like It! NRSC Chairman  Sen. Cory Gardner (R-CO) said that if Moore is elected, then the Senate should expel him. No senator has been expelled since 1862 and, gee, what was going on THEN?


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13 Responses to Moore, Moore, Moore! (How Do You Like It)*

  1. tommyspoon says:

    Why’d you have to ruin that song? OK, it was a skeevy song before now, but I still enjoyed it! DAMN YOU ‘GRAIN!


  2. roket says:

    Sweet home Alabama, where the ephebophiles roam free.


  3. A new POLITICO/Morning Consult poll shows voters nationally find the allegations against Alabama Republican Senate nominee Roy Moore credible — and a majority thinks Moore should drop out of the race.

    Yeah, but these folks aren’t voting in this race, unfortunately; it’s red state Alabammy that’s gpoing to do the voting, and polls there show the race tightening, because they’d rather vote for a ephebophile pedophile grown-ass man who likes fucking little girls. And they’re perfectly ok with that, he asked their mammas for permission after all…


  4. ming says:

    MPS – Come for the snark. Stay for the vocabulary.
    And about my congress critter Gardner, he’s hardly a profile in courage. Too bad that weaselly little prick can’t work up the same moral outrage over the pussy grabber in chief.

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  5. purplehead says:

    I get ephebophile confused with hebephrenic. Oh wait, one is a noun and the other is an adjective. That’s it. Mebbe if I use visual mnemonics, it would be easier: the first, R. Beauregard Moore; the latter with T. Beauregard Carlson. But oh so many Beauregards! L. Beauregard Graham. J. Beauregard Sessions. M. Beauregard McConnell. All those Beauregard Kings.

    (Both words I learned from logophile Tengrain.)


  6. Osirisopto says:

    I wonder what rationalization they’ll use to welcome him into the Senate?

    To quote one of our own “The spice must flow.”


  7. quakerinabasement says:

    Nobody wants to see your little gun, Roy. Put it away.


  8. Bruce388 says:

    Saw a tweet today by Roy Moore. Anyone who got dragged to Sunday School knows this rhyme:

    Red or yellow, black or white,
    They are precious in his sight,
    Jesus loves the little children of the world.

    Someone’s response:
    14, 16, short or tall,
    I’m not picky, where’s the mall?

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  9. Ivory Bill Woodpecker says:

    Hey, Judge Roy! I found you a date! 😈


  10. Pupienus Maximus says:

    Techinically not pedophilia, but they can’t very well change the name of the party from Groping Old Pedophiles to Groping Old Ephebophiles now can they.


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