Breitbart Proves Moore Innocent!!1!

It’s not the size of the gun…

Breitbart reports from Birmingham, Alabama (no link for obvious reasons):

“Speaking by phone to Breitbart News on Saturday, Corfman’s mother, Nancy Wells, 71, says that her daughter did not have a phone in her bedroom during the period that Moore is reported to have allegedly called Corfman – purportedly on Corfman’s bedroom phone – to arrange at least one encounter.”

Seriously, they have headlined this, “REVEALED: FALSE REPORTING IN WASHPOST BOMBSHELL”

I guess they never heard of long phone cords, or long handset cords? Those spirally thingies? The phone on the wall in our kitchen could reach into the family room and way, way into the dining room. We had a phone cord so long we could take the phone out into the back yard.

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4 Responses to Breitbart Proves Moore Innocent!!1!

  1. That’s gonna be an interesting Thanksgiving this year, Momma. You just told the world that you think your daughter is lying about being creeped on by Roy.


  2. quakerinabasement says:

    Judging by that photo, Roy is into leather.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


  3. Bruce388 says:

    As far as I know the Ten Commandments that Roy loves so much doesn’t ban going out with jailbait. So he’s clear.


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