Pop Quiz!!! Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders…

🎶 Here She Comes, The Possum Queen, Elmira Gantry! ♬

…has a pop quiz for us:

We should note on Twitter last night…

Answers in the comments, #2 lead pencil.

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9 Responses to Pop Quiz!!! Elmira Gantry Huckabee-Sanders…

  1. tommyspoon says:

    I’d open a Domino’s pizza! And then take a sledgehammer and totally demolish the inside, like they do in the commercials, and then rebuild it to appeal to those Millennial kids I hear so much about!

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  2. “Average American family” Sneaky little shit, aintcha?

    “Bill Gates and Warren Buffet walk into a dive with 15 barflies sitting around the bar. On average the net worth of every occupant is several billion dollars”

    I’d give my left nut for a reporter to ask her “Ok, Ms. Possum Queen…” (well I’d probably give the left one right there 🙂 “…what will the median American family get?”

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  3. Nangleator says:

    With four thousand, I’d try to maintain my infrastructure and education facilities and oversee police and military activities and ensure the welfare of my fellow citizens and support research and…

    I can’t do it on my own. If only there was some way of pooling our money so all these non-corporate, non-profit needs are fulfilled…

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  4. osirisopto says:

    I’d pay three months of my higher health insurance premium.

    Take a break from my second job for four months.

    Pay rent for two months.

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  5. buy more drugs so 1. i could look like her 2. forget the orange ferret wearing shitgibbon for a short time

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  6. moeman says:

    I’d buy 4000 squirrels, BBQ them and sell them for $5 each. Free napkins.

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  7. Ed says:

    Looks like her face transplant has melted a bit.

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