News That Will Drive You To Drink

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LISTEN-UP, SHEEPLE!!1!

Coach Dave explains to us that his wild conspiracy theories are actually psy-op operations from the Government! He wouldn’t be nuts except the DEEP STATE wants him to be nuts!!!

IT GOES STRAIGHT TO THE TOP!

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4 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Osirisopto says:

    Now I get it. Don’t you see?

    The CIA! It’s all so clear now.

    The CIA and its mind control rays are driving them nut by making them belive the Bible is true.
    That explains EVERYTHING.

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  2. Wheels within wheels man. Wheels within frisbees within cornflakes within nail guns, man!

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  3. MJG says:

    The projection amazes me

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  4. paul fredine says:

    ‘my mind is going crazy today’
    just today?

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