Hell and High Water
OK, California Scissorheads, please check in. 400 Californians are missing and the firestorm is predicted to be worse today.
No snark: the recovered bodies so far have been burned beyond recognition. Last night while waiting for the movie to begin I read that the few that have been recovered were only able to be ID’ed by serial numbers on medical devices and hip replacements. Those Californians were essentially cremated alive.
The fire is moving way too fast. If you are ordered to evacuate, just get the eff outta there. Things are replaceable, you are irreplaceable to all of us.
As for the High Water: if you are a Puerto Rico Scissorhead, get to the mainland and vote those M-Fers outta office.
We need all hands on deck.