Tweet, Twit, Twat, Twump

Seething Rage.
(image courtesy Scissorhead MonkeyFister)

Another Saturday, another twat storm. Comrade Stupid woke up on the wrong side of the bed, grabbed his mobile phone and headed to the golden terlet to pinch a loaf and tell us what is on his swiss-cheese brain:

…except that the Equal Time rule only applies during active, electoral campaign, you moron. And in the meanwhile, telling people what they can/cannot say is profoundly un-American. I know your boss Vlad can do it, but you cannot.

Remember to wash your hands when your done, Donnie.

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9 Responses to Tweet, Twit, Twat, Twump

  1. Mr DeBakey says:

    Someone call a Wahmbulance!

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  2. Ali Redford says:

    Besides, doesn’t Trump have a pile of TV time from his primary and general campaigns, retroactively speaking? I think we the people still get quite a bit of “anti-Trump” TV time before we’ve evened that out…

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  3. Oh, Donnie? You say you want to re-instate the Equal Time Rule? Excellent! Gladly! It’ll be fun to watch all the headsplody on Faux.

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  4. Feline Mama says:

    Hey TrumpelTHINskin, if you can’t stand the heat, get outta the kitchen. YOU are the ‘YUGEST’ joke dumped on America, the office of President & the world. Live with it or go AWAY, PLEASE. Don’t expect others to be bullied by you, & take your orders MORON!!!!
    You are Human Ipecac.

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  5. Bruce388 says:

    Trump should take comfort in the knowledge that many significant historical figures have been ridiculed — Jim Bakker, Tim Murphy, Wile E. Coyote, among others.

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  6. Steve-O says:

    Can you imagine how much fecal matter is on that phone?

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  7. k55f says:

    Headlines across nation – TRUMP PROPOSES RETURN TO FAIRNESS DOCTRINE. That’ll go over big at Fox.

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  8. paul fredine says:

    idea: how about truth and facts be given equal time at the white house press briefings? even one would be nice. but you’d have to bring in someone from outside because anybody in the administration would choke on their words, being unaccustomed to something so novel, as much fun as it would be to watch sarah turn blue.

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