Trump Was Not Host of ‘Let’s Make A Deal’, You Guys!

The animal magnetism of Stephan “PeeWee Goering” Miller is palpable.

Hey guys, remember a couple of weeks ago (it seems longer than that, I know) when Hair Führer was all beaming and happy because he cut a deal with Chuck and Nancy to help the Dreamers? 

Essentially the idea was that if the Dims would agree to border security the Dreamers could stay? And then he crowed about all the great press he was getting and amply be-chinned Mitch and the Zombie-eyed Granny-starver jettisoned themselves out of the imploding Death Star in the third reel?

Anyway, Comrade Stupid has assigned PeeWee Goerring/Goebbels to be his representative in negotiations with the Democrats. You know, the White Supremacist who is always making his White Supremacist hand gestures to let the other Nazis know he’s still on board?

Word is that PeeWee is going to demand slashing legal immigration in half. Anyone wanna bet some Quatloos that this whole “deal” collapses? Maybe that was the strategy all along?

We’re guessing that The New Confederacy probably is all moist in their nether regions and that the women of Possum Hollar are gonna have the best 15 seconds of their lives tonight.

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4 Responses to Trump Was Not Host of ‘Let’s Make A Deal’, You Guys!

  1. tommyspoon says:

    I WILL WAGER 5 QUATLOOS ON THE DEAL COLLAPSING. AND ANOTHER 10 ON PEE WEE GOERRING/GOEBBELS TO DIE IN A TRAGIC EPISODE OF AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION.

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