Low-rent Richard III

“Half my kingdom for a whore, er, horse!”


IVANKA TRUMP AND DONALD JR. TRIED TO ‘BUMP’ TIFFANY OUT OF HER INHERITANCE, ACCORDING TO NEWLY RELEASED RECORDINGS

“I have a friend who is also like a very rich guy,” Trump said to Stern, according to the tapes. “And he said how his children hate the new children coming along and everything else; I said, ‘Yeah, because every time you have a child, it’s 20 percent less to the people [Inaudible].’”

The conversation quickly switched paths to the subject of “making love to Melania during the pregnancy,” but not before serving one last, swift blow to Tiffany Trump.

Stern asked Trump if Donald Jr. and Ivanka were trying to “bump off a child.”

Trump immediately responded with, “Tiffany?”

“Is there any truth to that? [Inaudible] Tiffany?” Stern asked. Trump said he had great children and evaded the question until Stern asked again: “Tell me the truth, though.”

“Yes,” Trump said.

The thing is, I totally believe it. And if little Barron is smart, he’ll keep his security detail until the old Yam is dead.

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6 Responses to Low-rent Richard III

  1. “Game of Golden Thrones”

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  2. Feline Mama says:

    I’ve got to believe that for no other reason than being a mom, Mel will protect Barron. There’s some different DNA there & it might be Barron’s life support.

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    The spawn aren’t thrilled with newer siblings because Trump doesn’t have a lot of money to split up. Ivanka, Lenny, and Squiggy will have to deal with Trump’s Russian debtors, people who aren’t known for their forgiving, easygoing ways. Tiffany and Barron may escape unscathed due to their youth and lack of involvement with Trump’s idiocies.

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  4. osirisopto says:

    So he fosters back-stabbing, competition, division and discord at home as well as the office?
    Must be why he’s so good at it.

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  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I think Barron is the smart one, and he’ll figure out how to eliminate his rivals:

    “Hey, Eric, there’s a kilo of uncut cocaine in that abandoned mine…”

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  6. MDavis says:

    It interests me that this supposed (self-proclaimed) business genius does not seem to understand basic math. Like this: “…I said, ‘Yeah, because every time you have a child, it’s 20 percent less to the people [Inaudible].’” How did he come up with that 20% figure?
    He already showed, on tape, that he cannot multiply in his head, and his spawn just smiled and nodded when he got it wrong. He even got Stern to go along with his bad math ffs!
    see-this-at-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMIKzUAY8n4

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