♬ I’m In Hebbin🎶

The Lame Jokes Shall Enter Heaven First

For those of you who have been longing to see Crazy Unkka Pat floating butt-nekkid overhead, as he is raptured-up to Hebbin, set your calendars for this weekend!

Earlier this year, Xristian predictor-dude David Meade predicted that Nibiru (a previously unknown planet that them goddless NASA “scientists” say do not exist!!1!) will collide Earth this fall. After doing some readin’ writin’ ‘n’ rithmetickin’ (and remembered to carry the 2 this time), he says that the Rapture will come this weekend, Saturday, Praise Jeebus, so y’all know that the garage sales on Sunday will be epic.

Still don’t believe me? Well, there’s this to prove it to you:

Xristian astrology and numerology combined with iMovie trailer features totally rules.

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5 Responses to ♬ I’m In Hebbin🎶

  1. osirisopto says:

    I think you’ve got it wrong, TG. This is where my shameful past provides me an advantage.

    Y’see it’s really a coded message. You just gotta know how to read it.

    What they’re saying is they got some good drugs and there’s gonna be an orgy at Eve’s on Saturday.

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  2. yeah. Right. Whatever, I’m still not canceling next week’s meetings….

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    What the fuck, Nibiru, it’s the date of the annual street fair, and I was planning on getting really drunk.

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    • tengrain says:

      B-4,

      A street fair, you say?

      Time it right and the organizers can get a lot on tickets sold and more booze for the Left-Behinds!

      Win-win!

      Rgds,

      TG

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  4. MJG says:

    Yet another end of the world – you tube search of “Revelation 12” – About 5,090,000 results

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