For those of you who have been longing to see Crazy Unkka Pat floating butt-nekkid overhead, as he is raptured-up to Hebbin, set your calendars for this weekend!
Earlier this year, Xristian predictor-dude David Meade predicted that Nibiru (a previously unknown planet that them goddless NASA “scientists” say do not exist!!1!) will collide Earth this fall. After doing some readin’ writin’ ‘n’ rithmetickin’ (and remembered to carry the 2 this time), he says that the Rapture will come this weekend, Saturday, Praise Jeebus, so y’all know that the garage sales on Sunday will be epic.
Still don’t believe me? Well, there’s this to prove it to you:
Xristian astrology and numerology combined with iMovie trailer features totally rules.