Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Is Doing Good Work These Days

Juggalo’s March on Washington or could it be the Mother of All Rallies?

Hair Führer’s base have been planning a rally in DC that they said would be The Mother of All Rallies. As near as I can tell, it was supposed to cheer up our insane Comrade Stupid and show us libtard losers how powerful their movement is! Fear the Derp!

Meanwhile, the Juggalos (the dedicated fans of the rap-rock band Insane Clown Posse) have been planning a Washington rally of their own, too/also. They were going to protest the FBI’s designation of the Juggalos as a “loosely organized hybrid gang.” (But we cannot get people who want to blow up abortion clinics designated as domestic terrorists. Go figure.)

Anyway, the clowns went to DC! (See what I did there?)

So, the size-queen question Trump is no doubt asking as he stares at his short fingers: Who had the bigger rally?

  • about 1,500 Juggalos
  • about 300 Trump supporters

So maybe it was The Evil Step-mother of All Rallies?

Anyway, what can we discern from the casting of the voodoo priestess’ chicken bones:

  • Comrade Preznint Stupid’s base is not as enthusiastic as they once were?
  • There is a reason Hair Führer fired his advance man after the Phiasco-in-Phoenix!

In the greater scheme of things, this rally really doesn’t mean much, but watch this space. Claim Chowder: 500 Quatloos says that Comrade Stupid’s poll numbers from the people who voted for him are gonna drop off a cliff. (Think his DACA flip-flop-flip will be the driver; hell hath no fury like a racist scorned. Or furry, for that matter.)

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9 Responses to Eiron, The Goddess of Irony, Is Doing Good Work These Days

  1. Bruce388 says:

    Maybe the Trumpsters are tired from all the winning.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Tom Witherspoon says:

    Well, some of them are already posting YouTube videos of setting their precious MAGA hats on fire. So there’s that!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. w3ski4me says:

    How long before resident tRump gets tired of empty rallies and just quits them, not unlike the other rethugs and town halls? He is so thin skinned that the crowd sizes now will eventually cause him to ‘crack’ in other ways.


    • He’ll just put out more videos like his ‘Air force 70th birthday party’ one, where he highlighted an F-18 (which the Air force has never flown) and which consisted mostly of shots of him speaking an the crowd of (ordered to be there) enlisted and non-coms in the audience.

      And they were all pretty tight shots.

      Small crowd in a big hangar.


  4. 9thousandfeet says:

    Claim Chowder: 500 Quatloos says that Comrade Stupid’s poll numbers from the people who voted for him are gonna drop off a cliff.

    Don’t know how many Quatloos it takes to buy a steak dinner nowadays, but I’ll take that bet. Trump will do whatever’s necessary to keep his base comfortably fed and watered, so I hate to take your money over something like this.

    Since I have familia living in your neck of the woods I do get up there every once in a while, so you won’t have to deliver.
    Actually, losing this bet would be more pleasurable for me than winning it, but I’ll eat the steak enthusiastically either way.

    Oh, and thanks saving me the work of looking up what a Juggalo is, I had no idea.

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  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I can’t stand ICP, but I think I love the Juggalos. They have carved out a weirdo niche in the stultifying traditionalist Heartland. WHOOP WHOOP, indeed.


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