Trouble For Elmira Gantry

🎶 Here She Comes, Possum Princess, Elmira Gantry! ♬

As you may know, ESPN sportsball news person Jemele Hill wrote a series of (accurate?) tweets about Hair Führer, you know, being a white supremacist. And the Fourth Reich had to counter-punch, so out on the stage went our heroine The Possum Princess (Sarah Huckabee Col. Sanders), who said plainly that Hill should be fired:

The problem is that it is illegal for federal employees to try to influence the employment decisions of private entities “solely on the basis of partisan political affiliation.”

Mr. Shaub is Former Director, US Office of Gov’t Ethics, so he might know a thing or two about the law, though certainly the Fourth Reich knows nothing about no ethics. We said “ethics”, Mr. Session, not ethnics.

Speaking of AG Jefferson Beauregard ‘Stonewall’ Sessions III, he is unlikely to enforce the law when the (alleged) perp is an alleged white lady from Possum Hollar, but he might be looking into what laws Hill might have broken, you know, for being black on the teevee and a woman.

Surely he will find sumpin’.

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8 Responses to Trouble For Elmira Gantry

  1. roket says:

    Throw some water on her and see if that helps.

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  2. I swear these people are tetchier than the McCoys and Hatfields combined.

    Some random sportsball person writes something about the MHSG that the MHSG doesn’t like, and it becomes Official Presidential Yer Fireded Business.

    “People are entitled to express their opinions, favorable or unfavorable. This administration is busy with important tasks for the entire country. We don’t have the time to devote to trivial matters like this.”

    There, Elmira, THAT’S how you do it, not get all huffy and ‘Yer Fireded’ about it.

    Hell even Shrub’s press secretaries would have handled it like that and they were mostly dumber than dirt!

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  3. Mongo says:

    Out in Left Coast Kiddietown, we call her Missy Sarah, the peevish Middle School teacher, in her fetching Wall-Marte sack dress.

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  4. Steve-O says:

    Silly Tengrain. Rules and laws only apply to Democrats and poor people.

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  5. w3ski4me says:

    So let me guess, don’t tell me first, Yea I got it. Mizzum Huk a Bee Sanders is not doing time and isn’t likely to be. Why are laws only for Democrats?


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