News That Will Drive You To Drink

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History’s Greatest Reporter Bill-O
(Courtesy of Scissorhead @AndyIsabell)

History’s Greatest Reporter tells us that the Left is just destroying the confederacy statues as a means to an end. Let’s listen:

Got that? Our REAL GOAL is to destroy the Constitution… using statues? OK, which one of you mooks told Bill-O the plan? It was ‘sposed to be a secret!

Naw, just kidding. The real question is: How did this buffoon stay on the air for so long?

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10 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. roket says:

    Drat. Foiled again. Damn you intellectual conservatives(?). Never mind that we don’t control any branches of gummit.

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    These Confederates were enemies of the Constitution, Bill-O fails.


  3. Osirisopto says:

    How did this buffoon stay on the air?

    In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.


  4. He is finally succumbing to the Glenn Beck Syndrome that has been incubating in him all of this time. This is the kind of thing I’d expect from Doughy Pantload.


  5. HarpoSnarx says:

    Gawd help the staff at the Morton Downey Home for Discarded Right-wing Rageholics.


  6. paul fredine says:

    he has to say ever increasing stupid shit in order for him to maintain that air of relevance he desires but now that he doesn’t have his fox pulpit does anybody still listen to him any more? oh well, i guess a small audience of crazies is better than no audience at all. hopefully one day soon he’ll be left talking to himself.

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