News That Will Drive You To Drink

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The American Thinker has done won the Nobel Prize fer Science, y’all! They figgured out what causes decent children to become ‘mos: Birth Control!

In the 1980s, I had a boss who had gotten a masters degree in psychology from New York University. He was a brilliant man; could have been a doctor. He told me a story that explains much of what we see in society today.

It seems that while doing his graduate work in the early 1960s, he had to do research on lab rats, which were given the synthetic hormones used in the then new birth control pills. The results, he told me, showed that the grandchildren of these lab rats would have high rates of homosexual behaviors. From what he told me, the findings were suppressed. Apparently, the powers that be wanted “the pill” to pass muster. What happened to the second generation of rats that followed was of no consequence to them.

Now, how the rats who were on birth control had children is never addressed, nor how these lab rats were spared the usual tender mercies and autopsies for clinical diagnosis goes unmentioned, but at some point they settled down from being rat ‘hos and had decent, weekly Xristian relations (missionary, praise Jeebus!) and raised polite, little gawd-fearing suburban rats, who then gave them grandchildren rats who turned out to be the ungrateful spawn of Satan and hung out all night at those rat bars, smoking reefer and pulling trains with other rats with thighs like pistons in the back room.

But I digress.

Then my boss told me: The first generation of kids born to mothers using the pill have already arrived. But we should expect in another generation a noticeable increase in homosexual behavior, as they would be the second generation. As that was then still in the future, I was shocked.

This was told me in the mid ’80s. By his reckoning, we should have seen a societal explosion of homosexuality starting around 2000, and subsequently. And, of course, we have seen such an explosion. His prediction came true.

Gasp! Gay rats!

It goes on (and on) and looks for evidence to support the thesis, where’er it can be found:

There is a Catholic order of nuns, the Children of Mary, which in 2012 distributed information about this connection – which caused quite some controversy.

Nuns and rat sex. This conspiracy goes to the top, people!

Let’s cut to the exciting conclusion, of which I bet you cannot guess:

Ideally, the withdrawal of hormonal birth control from the marketplace would be a solution, forcing women to revert to older barrier and prophylactic methods. However, our social engineers would remind us that this would result in poorer women – code word for blacks and minorities – having more unwanted babies, as they are too “uneducated” to know how to use simpler birth control methods which require a few seconds of extra effort.

And that is the real issue. Social engineers will continue to sacrifice generations of children to the moloch of gender dysphoria to keep the unwanted subterranean Morlocks* of society at bay. The unintended consequence is that quite often the individuals hurt will not be in the poorer classes, but in the sections of society they would want to see reproduce.

So, in conclusion, to solve the societal problem of the ‘mos, we should take away contraception from women. Win-Win!

*Now you know why I chose the Time Machine graphic for the post.

This entry was posted in Choice, Forced Birth, Homophobia, Transphobia, War on Biology, War on Science, War on Women. Bookmark the permalink.

9 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. I’m curious…how do you identify a ‘homosexual rat’? Because as someone who has actually done research studies involving rats, I’d note that, like many many species, rats use sexual display and simulation as a dominance mechanism.

    Also, too, in the “60’s” the then, brand new ‘Pill’, pre-Griswold, was pretty much only available to wealthy folks.

    And here I am, trying to debunk an ‘American Stinker’ article…Need to take your advice regarding that drink…

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  2. roket says:

    Thank Dog for Twitter porn.

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  3. Jim says:

    Thinking that American Thinker is anything but. There is so much bad “science”, the mind boggles.

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    Is that another photo of Ivanka and her daddy?

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  5. paul fredine says:

    went right to the stinker’s page and left the question about rats on birth control having kids, etc. i’ll wait for a response other than ‘we’ll pray for you’.

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  6. tommyspoon says:

    Has anyone told the folks at “American Thinker” about the wonders of PHP? God, that website looks HIDEOUS.

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