This isn’t a drill.
Get yourselves packed-up and hella out of Florida and anywhere else Irma might be visiting. And don’t forget to take Fido and Fluffy, too.
All hands are needed to fight the Orange Menace and we cannot do it without all of us, so if you don’t flee for yourself, flee for the rest of us.
So get the hell out of the way of that thing.
Just do it.